Ever walk past someone and the only thing you can think is "DUDE DID YOU JUST BATHE IN AXE!?!?" yes. I'm sure we all have experienced this. Today while walking in the freshman hallway I experienced this. Either they physically take the bottle and spray it out in midair every two seconds, or they bathe in it. It's quite a conspiracy. I suppose they are freshman so they are exploring their bodily odors (oh gross. thats sounds so icky) but like seriously why do guys think that if they dump a bottle of axe all over their body that girls be attracted to them? TIP FOR GUYS: Two sprays of axe or whatever cologne you use at most!!!! Got it?!?!?
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Sooooooo as you've probably noticed (or not because I don't really have any followers) I have not bloged in a week...-or two- but yeah I've been uber (is that even a word?) with life and what not. Ya know how it goes. School, family, friends, yadda yadda. I promise I'll be better my followers! oh yeah....thats right, I have none. I like to pretend I have followers sometimes. Makes me feel all special and what not.....So...yeah....I'm gonna akwardly end this blog....TA-TA! Eat your vegetables!!!!
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