Guilty Pleasures

Hello world. Did you miss me? Oh that's right, nobody actually reads this. Oh well, I will still pretend so I can feel better about myself and not give up on this blog completely like I have been doing. I could sit here and make up some excuse as to why I haven't been posting...but the truth of it all is that I just really lost interest in it all. But here we are, back to try once again! Warning: I'm probably going to give up 20 more times before I actually start posting on a regular basis. Any who, onto the good stuff.

What do you consider a guilty pleasure? I didn't really know the "fancy proper definition" until I googled it (all praise the googly overlords!) So here ya go...

Isn't that wonderful! I learned something new today. Fantastic. Thank you, Google. What were we talking about? Oh yeah.. I now present you with my top 5 guilty pleasures!

5. Purchasing Starbucks.  I mean it costs almost $5 for a small. While it is delicious and leaves you feeling refreshed while giving you a little extra caffeine boost...It's still ridiculously expensive for Coffee, and gas station cappuccino, or homemade coffee is a much better option.

4. Electronic devices. While extremely helpful in today's world by providing services for school, work, and entertainment... You can't help but feel extremely guilty by waisting hours upon hours by having your eyes lodged on a computer screen, television, I-pod, or cell phone.

3. Spending money on useless items. Do I even need to explain this one? I will anyways. So have you ever gone to a store, and walked into one of those dollar sections and saw one of the prettiest little pieces of crap that you ever saw and thought "IT'S ONLY A DOLLAR!! I MUST HAVE IT!!" even though you're probably never going to use it, or it's gonna break the next day? Yup. That's what I'm talking about.

2. Fried Foods. Oh yum. We all know this feeling. You walk up to the cashier at McDonald's and say "Uh, yes, I'll take a big mac with a large fry, and what the heck..SUPER SIZE ME!" There goes your calorie intake for the week.

1. Sitting around and doing absolutely nothing. Some people call this "being lazy." I'm pretty sure I'm one of the laziest people I know. I could just sit my butt down on a chair and not do anything for hours. I often catch myself saying "I need to do something with my life" but in the end I always end up staying on my butt and doing nothing. That's just how I roll.

So there you have it. My guilty pleasures. If you read this far, then I award you with a gold star for sticking with me till the end.

Awww, look it has sparkles.

 

Have a wonderful day comrades, Toodle loo.